Pronunciation Guide (spy station version)
Gunkville Journal
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Gump du Forêt
[France, 2010. DVD available August 26, 2011] Ex-Foreign Legionnaire treks over mountains, while talking to himself about the wonders of shellfish.
He is overheard by an alpine trollop, who tries to convince him to help her escape
from aliens and their humanoid trolls, after she accidentally discovered the aliens'
underground location exposed by the receding Swiss mountains glacier.
Disregarding the potential
impact on tourism that an alien attack would have on the squalid villages below, he overcomes
his own fear of trolls to try and de-gump, as irrational, her explanation that climate change
revealed the aliens' hideout.
Fearing that this mountain ho' is an agent for the global socialist world order
that will attempt to bring in the New Calgonate, the two squabble, they fight, they yodel for help, they liven up their tent.
And they climb. And as they do, it becomes increasingly clear to him that these aliens aren't
from Mexico, while she gets her satellite phone working and hangs backs to make a few personal calls. And he vows that if HE ever
gets out of this mess, that maybe he'll try to settle down, maybe buy a small spread, start with a few head
of cattle and some shrimp, and ...
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